Well, so far I only have a vague idea of what's gonna be in this area of the website. Maybe I'll put a couple of dolphins in here and teach them some hand signs so they'll do backflips when I want. And then I'll teach a chimp sign language and have him make the dolphins do flips so I can finally have some peace and quiet. Man these dolphins are demanding. Chompers I'm putting you in control, OK? All right, thanks man. Hopefully the dolphins will be nicer to your furry ass. Oh, and if they give you any crap just shove your monkey paw in their damn dirty porpoise holes for a couple minutes... oooohhh that'll teach'em. |
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